The unnatural and compulsive love of Roger Federer which drives a person to become a Fedophile
- an uncontrollable urge to post the word GOAT
on sports blogs
- incoherent rambling when faced with the fact that Federer has not won a Grand Slam
in his professional career
- often displayed by the verbalized desire to give Mr Federer a jolly good Rogering
Prognosis: Untreatable, except by frontal lobotomy or electro-shock therapy.