3 definitions by Rezboy sunday

1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference

"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"

by Rezboy sunday October 31, 2023

Cowgirl Caviar

Cowgirl caviar

When a guy gets a girl from a southern state pregnant, just to have her get a really early stage abortion. Then said girl asks the doctor to take the egg/embryo home ,for her significant other to eat on top of a ritz cracker with sour cream and chives

"Babe, this charcuterie board would be way better if we added some cowgirl caviar"

by Rezboy sunday October 11, 2023

Parishville Party Gag

Parishville party gag

"It is the act of stealthily replacing your deployed tampon with an unused party popper. Then asking your boyfriend to pull the string and remove the fake tampon in hopes of having sex."

"I was about to get my red wings last night, but she pulled a Parishville party gag on me."

by Rezboy sunday October 13, 2023