2 definitions by Revelin Eleven

A reception room, more notable in historical buildings, where one may excuse themselves to emit gas from the anus without judgement or scrutiny from peers.
Please flip over and fluff the pillows in the Fart Parlour as they are looking a little flat.

I do not need to use the lavatory so I will relieve my stomach pains in the Fart Parlour
by Revelin Eleven September 16, 2015
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A place a hipster escapes to after heartbreak or rejection.
He was so heartbroken after the love of his life left him we went straight to Hurt Town.

It is not going to work out between us... I need you to go to Hurt Town now.
by Revelin Eleven September 16, 2015
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