4 definitions by Rev. Jim Joggers

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Cousins who are romantically involved.
Contrary to what many USA citizens think, Cousin Couples do not constitute incest in the Bible, nor according to most marriage laws around the world.

Non cousin couples, on the average, have a 98% chance of conceiving a child without birth defects. Cousin Couples have a 96% chance -- about the same as a woman who is over 40 years old.

Please do NOT compare Cousin Couples to Sibling Couples or Parent-Child Couples! About half of the states in the USA allow 1st Cousins to marry.
by Rev. Jim Joggers November 21, 2006
A man who has sex with another man's wife.

Exodus 20:14 -- Don't do it.

Leviticus 20:10 -- Physical penalty.

1st Corinthians 6:9-11 -- Spiritual penalty for the unrepentant / reward for the repentant.
by Rev. Jim Joggers June 24, 2006
SATAN (aka "The Devil") CLAWS (verb "to claw"). Add dislexia = SANTA CLAUS.
Satan Claws at your brain every December, trying to make you forget the TRUE meaning of Christmas, ie, THE BIRTH OF CHRIST.
by Rev. Jim Joggers December 24, 2006
Saturday is the Biblical, seventh day Sabbath (look at your calendar!). However ...
... if NOBODY worked on Saturday, that would cause lots of bad things to happen. Think REALITY here, I am not talking about some spiritual, magical curse. People work to make things happen. If people don't work, things don't happen that you want and NEED to happen. Think utilities, hospitals, traffic lights, police, firemen, etc. It is GOOD that some people keep Saturday while others keep Sunday. SABBATH = ONE DAY PER WEEK FOR REST. (Exodus 20:8-11).
by Rev. Jim Joggers December 09, 2006

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