1 definition by Retard Randy

surprise charlie

When one takes a shit in a sock and proceeds to beat someone in the face with it.

Boyfriend: Oh, Happy Birthday Sweetheart
Girlfriend: Oh, you bought me a sock? Why does it smell funny?
Boyfriend: POW!! Right in the kisser.

(surprise charlie or the bitches at urban dictionary wouldnt let us post this)

by Retard Randy March 13, 2008