No, not a bird for you flaky bird lovers...this is for any of you with friends who love to pass
out at parties
...and they're impossible to wake up...have
fun with this one.
The "Asian Peacock" began showing its plumage in the late 90's at parties across
Western Canada. What would happen, is that the first person to pass
out at the party would be stood up and bent over the bed and had their pants
and underwear pulled down around his (or her) ankles.
From there, any of the people in attendance who "happened" to have
a Asian fan(ooooh, the ladies were sweating and began to fan themselves - that kind of fan - popular in Eastern Asian fashion)...would insert
the end of the fan INTO the ass of the passed-out
person. Open the fan, and you have yourselves
an "Asian Peacock" - named
after the fashion popular in Eastern Asia.
Pictures of the famed peacocks can be found
anywhere on the web...sales of fans are skyrocketing across North America
as many designs that can possibly be made...industry booms