3 definitions by Reid "Mr. Peepers" Golden

freestyle driving

Art of operating your vehicle that requires mental dexterity, thinking outside the box and an indifference toward the law.

Includes, but is not limited to:
*right-to-go-left U-turns (instead of waiting to go left at a long light)
*driving through parking lots
*rolling stop signs
*using the shoulder and service alleys as additional lanes

For showing off, personal entertainment and especially getting to work on time.

-"How'd you get here so fast? Traffic's backed up for a mile on Texas St."
-"Why, freestyle driving, of course. We cut off on Anderson, turned onto Village on two wheels, rolled the stop sign onto Hollemon, took the alleys behind the Marble Slab and Hastings and came through the Target parking lot. I know an even faster way to get back."

by Reid "Mr. Peepers" Golden June 11, 2007

voluptulump

The midriff of a portly to obese woman exposed by low-riding jeans and high-cut tops; found on females who have experienced a sudden episode of weight gain and have not yet adapted their wardrobe; derived from the phrase "voluptuous lump."

She's sporting that voluptulump pretty shamelessly. She needs to accept the fact that she's not a size two anymore and hit up Lane Bryant's for some moo moos while she's still got some dignity.

by Reid "Mr. Peepers" Golden January 2, 2007

pocket veto

The act of taking no act, most often used as a passive aggressive response to undesirable advances. Easiest way to "respond" to a written request to have lunch or just-go-do-something. Neither "yes" nor "no," but really "no."

Hey, you know I think you're pretty cool and all. I was wondering if you weren't doing anything this weekend if you wanna catch a movie or something...
Sincerely,
Vulnerable Girl

-Pocket vetoed. 10 years later- Still no response.-

by Reid "Mr. Peepers" Golden April 29, 2007