Definitions by Regis Bognor
Plump Chicken
"Yes darling, you know I really love you, now take hold of this plump chicken and stroke it till it clucks"
Plump Chicken by Regis Bognor February 8, 2006
Software Dandy
A Software Dandy is someone who has all the latest games and cool software just to show-off. They have a huge number of non-pirated games and "killer apps" and they will never let anyone borrow from them.
A) "Wow! has that guy got a load of software I want, or WHAT ? I bet he's some kind of games wizard !"
b) "Jeez, he's just a Software Dandy - and he knows jack about any of them games"
b) "Jeez, he's just a Software Dandy - and he knows jack about any of them games"
Software Dandy by Regis Bognor February 7, 2006
Hardware Dandy
Also known as an 'Overclocker'. These people spend vast amounts of cash on computer components, perspex computer cases, and silent fans. Typically a male persuit for those who don't own a car which they can customise. Their computer must be made to run, silently, quickly, lit up like a football stadium.
saddo dude: "Man dig this - when i flick the power button this babe runs so smooth and quiet you can hear a mouse farting in Bejing. Its got enough cooling power to freeze a whale's balls off, and it runs so fast that I've sorted out all the processing for S.E.T.I."
cool guy: "Have you got a girlfriend yet? Man, you Hardware Dandy types should get out more often"
cool guy: "Have you got a girlfriend yet? Man, you Hardware Dandy types should get out more often"
Hardware Dandy by Regis Bognor February 7, 2006