1 definition by Redeye Knight

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A candidate is the prospective recipient of an award or honor or a person seeking or being considered for some kind of position.

A sweat-inducing fecal discharge you enter in to the Poop of the Year competition, usually characterized by teeth-grinding, hole burning and otherwise uncomfortable toilet sitting.
Afterward; a sense of transcendence and accomplishment followed by peace and happiness/better fitting pants.

Sarah Palin
Bob: Dude you OK?

You: Yeah, I just dropped off a candidate at the ballot box

Bob: Candidate? For what?

You: Poop of the Year
by Redeye Knight July 22, 2009
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