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Steals people's dogs when their level of care does not reach her expectations, yet her own dogs haven't been vaccinated. Thinks she is above the law. Is usually found on Facebook declaring some war on a random person with a lost dog. Is known for sayings like "just take the dog and take it to a shelter" "steal it and say you don't know" "don't give him his dog back" (the last statement usually after she steals the dog and has a friend take it to the shelter). She is often found bashing local law enforcement, especially humane officers and dog wardens because she thinks they aren't doing their jobs. She has never volunteered a day in an animal shelter, but is so quick to tell a shelter employee that they don't know how to care for an animal.
The entire county suffered because of one crazy Rescue Rita
by Rebecca Roadkill March 5, 2020
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Comes across as a caring type, is a strict vegan, an activist for animals, etc. However, below the surface she is a ruthless demon who will literally tear your life into complete shreds, all the while preaching wholeness and peace. A true succubus of epic proportions, she is definitely not the dreadlock-laden peaceful being that she paints herself as in her online videos. Common men are easily fooled by her act, but look closely into her eyes, and you see an absolute abyss of horror, a dark cavern of evil that waits to ruin your life.
Leonard, do not be fooled by her! She is a Leslie and she will make your life miserable.
by Rebecca Roadkill March 5, 2020
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