Definitions by Really Bad Poetry

the surreal life 

"Six celebrities play house in the Hollywood Hills."

VH1 sticks several has-been celebrities into a mansion that looks like it's designed by Andy Worhol and the guy from Queer Eye. The producers arrange activities and stuff, and on the episode before the season finale, Sally Jessy Raphael always comes and has a talk show about the past weeks in their living room.

Let's make some popcorn and watch Adrienne Curry try to get Peter Brady again.

the surreal life by Really Bad Poetry April 16, 2005

counting crows 

The best band ever with the best albums ever. Fronted by Adam Duritz.

Perfect blue buildings
Beside the green apple seas
Oh, I wanna get me a little oblivion
Baby
Trying to keep myself
Away from myself and me
Oh, little perfect blue building
I can't keep myself away from me
Oh, little perfect blue building

counting crows by Really Bad Poetry April 16, 2005

smash mouth 

See no talent assclowns and disney soundtrack fodder.

They were in Rat Race.

smash mouth by Really Bad Poetry April 11, 2005

degrassi-boards 

Fascism in the form of a message forum for fans of the television show Degrassi. You are sorted into a clique that you can't change. The three cliques are the rebels, populars and the musicians. The mods are robotic and lock every post if it violates the Code of Conduct. Full of 11-25 year old retards who like to chat in the shoutbox and make retarded banners with zero photoshop skills. You can buy glowing usernames in the user store and whore yourself out for points in the shoutbox. The mods train the members to asskiss as much as possible.

YoYo13453: Hey, what are you doing?
SmileyGurlWhoA: im on dergassib-arods lol im so proud of my clique!! woo populars spirit week!!!
YoYo13453: I haven't been there in a while, not after one of the mods PMed me and told me to take my banner down.
SmileyGurlWhoA: YOU WILL BE ANIALATED.
YoYo13453: Um... what?
SmileyGurlWhoA: yay go popularzzz! lol lol :):):):)

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I'm sorry, but your post is missing important information. Read the fanfic forum rules and then PM I or one of the mods to open this thread up again. Sorry! :)

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Your banner is past regulation size, therefore you shall die. ;) EMAN 4 LIFE Y'ALLZ!

degrassi-boards by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

Chester Hosoda 

Ugly character on Degrassi, face covered in moles. He's new and he had a crush on Manny Manstealer his first episode. He is romantically linked to Darcy, the cute cheerleader, and it seems as though he has a crush on Emma Nelson, an environmentalist who enjoys giving oral sex to Jay and being a vegetarian (just not when she's in the van with Jay.) She's riddled with gonhorrhea.

Selena: HAHAHA! Let's watch that part again, Chester's face makes me laugh.

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I'm your mole behind enemy lines.

Chester Hosoda by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

spoiler free 

When you refuse to read spoilers or watch new episodes of a show.

I'm a spoiler free Degrassi fan! MARCO AND DYLAN HAVEN'T BROKEN UP YET IN MY WORLD! HAHAHAH!

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Put that icon behind a cut and label it spoilery.

spoiler free by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

dragon tales

A childrens' show on WBGH/PBS about two Spanish children who transport themselves into Dragon Land or some shit.

Ugly Kid With Burnt Face in my Homeroom: -turns on TV and puts on PBS, and then talks in an undescribable Khmer accent- EYY DRAGON TALES!

Rest of Homeroom: wtf

dragon tales by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005