Definitions by Really Bad Poetry

counting crows 

The best band ever with the best albums ever. Fronted by Adam Duritz.

Perfect blue buildings
Beside the green apple seas
Oh, I wanna get me a little oblivion
Baby
Trying to keep myself
Away from myself and me
Oh, little perfect blue building
I can't keep myself away from me
Oh, little perfect blue building

counting crows by Really Bad Poetry April 16, 2005

the surreal life 

"Six celebrities play house in the Hollywood Hills."

VH1 sticks several has-been celebrities into a mansion that looks like it's designed by Andy Worhol and the guy from Queer Eye. The producers arrange activities and stuff, and on the episode before the season finale, Sally Jessy Raphael always comes and has a talk show about the past weeks in their living room.

Let's make some popcorn and watch Adrienne Curry try to get Peter Brady again.

the surreal life by Really Bad Poetry April 16, 2005

smash mouth 

See no talent assclowns and disney soundtrack fodder.

They were in Rat Race.

smash mouth by Really Bad Poetry April 11, 2005

spoiler free 

When you refuse to read spoilers or watch new episodes of a show.

I'm a spoiler free Degrassi fan! MARCO AND DYLAN HAVEN'T BROKEN UP YET IN MY WORLD! HAHAHAH!

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Put that icon behind a cut and label it spoilery.

spoiler free by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

dragon tales

A childrens' show on WBGH/PBS about two Spanish children who transport themselves into Dragon Land or some shit.

Ugly Kid With Burnt Face in my Homeroom: -turns on TV and puts on PBS, and then talks in an undescribable Khmer accent- EYY DRAGON TALES!

Rest of Homeroom: wtf

dragon tales by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

Chester Hosoda 

Ugly character on Degrassi, face covered in moles. He's new and he had a crush on Manny Manstealer his first episode. He is romantically linked to Darcy, the cute cheerleader, and it seems as though he has a crush on Emma Nelson, an environmentalist who enjoys giving oral sex to Jay and being a vegetarian (just not when she's in the van with Jay.) She's riddled with gonhorrhea.

Selena: HAHAHA! Let's watch that part again, Chester's face makes me laugh.

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I'm your mole behind enemy lines.

Chester Hosoda by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

peanut butter 

A delicious substance made out of ground peanuts. Mad good with chocolate.

I put some peanut butter on my oreo cookies. Mmm mmm, motherfuckah.

peanut butter by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005