Really Bad Poetry's definitions

the surreal life

"Six celebrities play house in the Hollywood Hills."

VH1 sticks several has-been celebrities into a mansion that looks like it's designed by Andy Worhol and the guy from Queer Eye. The producers arrange activities and stuff, and on the episode before the season finale, Sally Jessy Raphael always comes and has a talk show about the past weeks in their living room.

Let's make some popcorn and watch Adrienne Curry try to get Peter Brady again.

by Really Bad Poetry April 16, 2005

counting crows

The best band ever with the best albums ever. Fronted by Adam Duritz.

Perfect blue buildings
Beside the green apple seas
Oh, I wanna get me a little oblivion
Baby
Trying to keep myself
Away from myself and me
Oh, little perfect blue building
I can't keep myself away from me
Oh, little perfect blue building

by Really Bad Poetry April 16, 2005

PBS

A television station, usually channel 2, with educational programs and the occasional kid's cartoon.

I was on PBS because they filmed my English class.

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

peanut butter

A delicious substance made out of ground peanuts. Mad good with chocolate.

I put some peanut butter on my oreo cookies. Mmm mmm, motherfuckah.

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

degrassi-boards

Fascism in the form of a message forum for fans of the television show Degrassi. You are sorted into a clique that you can't change. The three cliques are the rebels, populars and the musicians. The mods are robotic and lock every post if it violates the Code of Conduct. Full of 11-25 year old retards who like to chat in the shoutbox and make retarded banners with zero photoshop skills. You can buy glowing usernames in the user store and whore yourself out for points in the shoutbox. The mods train the members to asskiss as much as possible.

YoYo13453: Hey, what are you doing?
SmileyGurlWhoA: im on dergassib-arods lol im so proud of my clique!! woo populars spirit week!!!
YoYo13453: I haven't been there in a while, not after one of the mods PMed me and told me to take my banner down.
SmileyGurlWhoA: YOU WILL BE ANIALATED.
YoYo13453: Um... what?
SmileyGurlWhoA: yay go popularzzz! lol lol :):):):)

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I'm sorry, but your post is missing important information. Read the fanfic forum rules and then PM I or one of the mods to open this thread up again. Sorry! :)

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Your banner is past regulation size, therefore you shall die. ;) EMAN 4 LIFE Y'ALLZ!

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

Constantine Maroulis

Ugly greek theatre nerd masquerading as a "rocker dude" on American Idol. Wears too-small leather jackets, strategically ripped jeans and an onyx ring. Has zero singing talent but his staring and "eyefucking" the camera makes you forget that.

Don't vote for Constantine Maroulis. He has neck fat, a butt chin, and he doesn't wash his hair

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

smash mouth

See no talent assclowns and disney soundtrack fodder.

They were in Rat Race.

by Really Bad Poetry April 11, 2005