3 definitions by Real Mcdefs

Shit, Poop, Stool.
Sometimes has dreads
Excuse me , may I use your bathroom I need to take a Tanner
by Real Mcdefs February 13, 2018
Get the Tanner mug.
The most gorgeous girl ever with a really sick rack.

she is a girl that should marry a man with only the name of John and has face tattoos. A girl you may see at emo night and fall in love with with the cutest squishy butt ever. The most satisfying girl you’ll ever meet. She will never leave you for another man because this definition said so because this is the dictionary and has to be right and that’s just science.
Woah dude I met this girl Aaliyah last night and she tastes like cation candy.

I really want to smash that girl Aaliyah.

Aaliyah is my future wife because my name is John and I have tattoos on my face.
by Real Mcdefs July 9, 2023
Get the Aaliyah mug.
The most gorgeous girl ever with a really sick rack, a girl that should marry a man with only the name of John and has face tattoos. A girl you may see at emo night and fall in love with and has the cutest squishy butt ever. The most orgasmic and satisfying girl ever. She will never leave you for another man because thats what this definition said , & because this is the dictionary and has to be right and that’s just science. A girl who will cuddle with you for 12 hours without moving fitting together like a puzzle piece except some times if you have a fat dog she and you go to per and come back to bed she’s big spooning your bulldog. A girl that will soak your bed.
Example: Last night I met an Aaliyah and I wet myself because she kissed me.

Example 2: Aaliyah is my future wife because my name is John and I have tattoos on my face.

Example 3: Dude I’m in love with Aaliyah I’m so happy I went to emo night.

Example 4: my girlfriend Aaliyah loves metal music like me and I’m going to marry her good thing my name is John am I right.

Example 5: Did you see Aaliyah’s rack? I just want to suffocate my face in those.

Example 6: Why is your bed wet? I don’t know either because Aaliyah was here or because I saw her in my dreams.

Example 7:

Personal

“Dude that girl is so hot and checking you out.”
Me

“I have Aaliyah and nobody could ever feel as good as her or satisfy me like she does plus she has the best boobs ever”
by Real Mcdefs July 9, 2023
Get the Aaliyah mug.