3 definitions by Raymurda

Pastrami promise

The act of breaking wind while being spooned, preferably after sex.

Yo bro, that tinder bitch made me wear a rubber so I hit her with the pastrami promise!

by Raymurda April 24, 2020

THE CRO

This is short for Cronvid-19.

You better keep your distance bro or your catching THE CRO!

by Raymurda April 23, 2020

Rage release

When you need a certain someone to help you cum but they are no longer intrested in draining your balls & you are forced to jack off or endure the dreaded blue balls.

RANDY : It's been weeks and Justine is not intrested in my tiny old cock anymore. MIKE: she found a bigger and better one. RANDY:Now I'm forced to rage release.
MIKE:That's better than blue balls my dude...

by Raymurda October 6, 2023