RatchetBoo's definitions

spandex

Something that should not be worn by fat people or those who hate getting wedgies.

My next-door neighbor has a spandex bathrobe. What a dummy!

by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003

Shifty Shellshock

The hot pec dude from the rap/rock group Crazy Town. His body rivals that of the studly Hayato Kanzaki, except Shifty has two (2) nipple rings, some other piercings (I forgot where...) and a bunch of tattoos all over his torso.

Both Shawn and I want to marry Shifty Shellshock....she gets him Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, while I have him Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Sunday we will decide who gets him by either flipping a coin (winner= 2 out of 3)or playing a match of Worms Armageddon (winner = 2 rounds)

by RatchetBoo June 14, 2003

fluffin the muffin

When you walk by somebody with a big juicy butt and squeeze their butt cheeks together.

Susie Q likes to fluff Charles's muffin when she walks by him.

by RatchetBoo April 30, 2003

Bass

The main rival of Megaman in MM7 and MM8. He appears in a few other games as well. Bass's Japanese name is Forte. He has black armor with gold trim and a helmet with two fin-like things sticking out of the sides. He has a bluish-green crystal on his chest and his helmet. He is usually accompanied by a robotic dog named Treble (Gospel in Japan) and was originally created to kill Megaman. However, he just wants to beat Megaman and prove he's the best out there.

Some people call him Bass, and some call him Forte.

by RatchetBoo April 28, 2003

cucumbers

Long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a dildo. Common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.

Alex said he saw Mrs. Duboise buy the 6 longets cucumbers at the Fruit Market yesterday morning.

by RatchetBoo June 20, 2003

Ash Ketchum

The star of Pokemon, a stupid little boy with serious issues. Can also be used to describe stubborn little brats who make things unnecessarily complicated when the obvious, simple solution is right in front of them.

Andy Dickinson is an Ash Ketchum.

by RatchetBoo April 25, 2003

Pookie-cakes

An overly cute nickname for someone you go with.

Bobby is Susie's Pookie-cakes, and vice-versa. They gross me out sometimes.....

by RatchetBoo May 9, 2003