RatchetBoo's definitions

bastardised bottomburp

Forget 'king', this guy's one of the elite! His stuff's gold!

by RatchetBoo October 6, 2003

hen party

When a group of gossipy old ladies gather around and talk about everything they know, from whose son is gay to who had their baby five months before they got married.

Mrs. Wilson and Ms. Pinkett always hold hen parties on Sundays, right after moring service.

by RatchetBoo May 29, 2003

(o)(o) <-O

ASCII for moobs, or boy tits.

Fag407- Man, what a n00b!
You- Go suck your boyfriend's (o)(o)<-Os, you little toad1
Fag407- WAAAAAAAAHHH! Mom, a person on the Internet called me gay1

by RatchetBoo May 11, 2003

bible thumper

One who uses the Bible to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Bible and behavior as expected by the religious.

That Bible Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to a flaming eternity in Hell just because I watch Crank Yankers and South Park!

by RatchetBoo September 27, 2003

when pigs fly...

A statement made when somebody mentions the improbable.

Lame Person Who neithers Bathes nor Thinks- Duuuhhh...so when can I get your phone number?

Me- Oh, let's see...how about when pigs fly?

by RatchetBoo June 6, 2003

roxors my boxors

To make somebody horny or want to freak somebody up.

Hayato Kanzaki roxors my boxors!

by RatchetBoo May 15, 2003

anorexia

Proof that the human body is not meant to imitate a plastic plaything from Mattel...or for you cynics, the disorder in which the afflicted refuses to eat in an attempt to get thin.

I heard that one of my former classmates is suffering from anorexia...she wants to be a size 0 so she can model for Deb....

by RatchetBoo June 18, 2003