RatchetBoo's definitions

butt-kisser

Someone who is always sucking up to some other person in a sickening manner.

Soccer moms are some of the world's best butt-kissers.

by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

cucumbers

Long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a dildo. Common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.

Alex said he saw Mrs. Duboise buy the 6 longets cucumbers at the Fruit Market yesterday morning.

by RatchetBoo June 20, 2003

Ash Ketchum

The star of Pokemon, a stupid little boy with serious issues. Can also be used to describe stubborn little brats who make things unnecessarily complicated when the obvious, simple solution is right in front of them.

Andy Dickinson is an Ash Ketchum.

by RatchetBoo April 25, 2003

pimpette

A woman who uses men to get whatever she wants. She'll lie, cheat, steal, even turn him in to the feds just to cover her tracks. A pimpette may or may not do anything sexual with the dude she's with; it depends on wheter she really likes her boytoy or not.

Fujiko is the Queen of Pimpettes. She uses Lupin whenever she can; she teases and he pleases (read: busts his butt to get what she wants).

by RatchetBoo July 7, 2003

:D (_*_)

A fast and easy way to tell someone you hate on the Internet to suck your anus.

littel fagg07-LOL OMG, u r gay d00d1
You- :D(_*_) Save some for your mom if she's not still with the family dog.
littel fagg07-*Cries*

by RatchetBoo May 6, 2003

Poo-choo train

Train made out of turds; created by Mr. Hanky on South Park as a way to reach the North Pole.

Hey kids, let's ride the poo-choo train and go see Santa!

by RatchetBoo July 7, 2003

The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003