RatchetBoo's definitions

Country-fried

Used to describe the behavior and traditions of uneducated country folk.

Uncle Cletus is most country-fried person I've ever met.

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

UrbanDictionary.com

A website where proper grammar and spelling don't exist. Also a good way to bash people you hate and support those you love.

-Oh, look. I found a crappy definition on UrbanDictionary.com. What should I do?
-Just hit the recommend for deletion button...

by RatchetBoo June 4, 2003

spandex

Something that should not be worn by fat people or those who hate getting wedgies.

My next-door neighbor has a spandex bathrobe. What a dummy!

by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003

Shifty Shellshock

The hot pec dude from the rap/rock group Crazy Town. His body rivals that of the studly Hayato Kanzaki, except Shifty has two (2) nipple rings, some other piercings (I forgot where...) and a bunch of tattoos all over his torso.

Both Shawn and I want to marry Shifty Shellshock....she gets him Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, while I have him Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Sunday we will decide who gets him by either flipping a coin (winner= 2 out of 3)or playing a match of Worms Armageddon (winner = 2 rounds)

by RatchetBoo June 14, 2003

Vaporeon

A Water- type Pokemon that evolves from Eevee when the Water Stone is used. It bears a passing resemblance to Pietro Maximoff a.k.a Quicksilver of X-men Evolution due to its ears :P

Quick- Oh, look at me..I have a firm butt...lalalala *trips over a Vaporeon* Hey, what's this thing doing here?
Vaporeon- *Crawls on Quick and starts messing with his hair, then starts humping his leg*
Quick- Not now, I have to show everyone my tight little butt. Get off me!
*kicks Vaporeon, who gets Po'ed and does Blizzard on him*

by RatchetBoo July 7, 2003

:O====(_*_)

One who felches, or another way to describe said action.

l337DX-LOL, d00d u r teh lame
You- Shut up and go :O====(_*_) your boyfriend.
l337DX- *cries and runs to his boyfriend*

by RatchetBoo May 6, 2003

bastardised bottomburp

Forget 'king', this guy's one of the elite! His stuff's gold!

by RatchetBoo October 6, 2003