RatchetBoo's definitions

butt-kisser

Someone who is always sucking up to some other person in a sickening manner.

Soccer moms are some of the world's best butt-kissers.

by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

The Long-Nosed Geezer Flip

Carnival event where you have to flip an old man with a tengu mask on over your shoulder. You flip the geezer by grabbiing the nose of his tengu mask and hurling him over your shoulder at a target. The person whose geezer hits the bullseye (or who survives) wins.

Weezer Mcretard always wins the Long-Nosed Geezer Flip every year....but the stingy butthole won't tell me his secret!

by RatchetBoo April 28, 2003

Sol-Badguy behind

A derriere that makes a badonkdaonk look like a pancake; firm, shapely, and pinchable. Can only be achieved through constant exercise.

It's hard to find a decent dude with a Sol-Badguy behind...

by RatchetBoo October 28, 2003

hen party

When a group of gossipy old ladies gather around and talk about everything they know, from whose son is gay to who had their baby five months before they got married.

Mrs. Wilson and Ms. Pinkett always hold hen parties on Sundays, right after moring service.

by RatchetBoo May 29, 2003

bastardised bottomburp

Forget 'king', this guy's one of the elite! His stuff's gold!

by RatchetBoo October 6, 2003

Skeeze

A woman/girl who will sleep with ANYTHING in an attempt to get some action.

LaWieasha Sutton is a skeeze; one time she had sex with somebody'd Rottweiler while her boyfriend was out of town.

by RatchetBoo October 23, 2003

tittyize

When a really tall/fat woman hugs a dude smaller than her and his face gets stuck between her boobs.

James always gets tittyized by Mrs. Gayfeather every time she hugs him.

by RatchetBoo May 18, 2003