RatchetBoo's definitions

do his homework

A dude's alibi he uses when he's really off jerking it somewhere

-Where's Jack? He said he'd help me fix the Trans Am today...
-He's in his room doing his homework...something about a handwritten text on lesbians with big lips. He said he'll be back in a cuople of hours..
-What a perv!

by RatchetBoo July 22, 2003

eye boogers

Little balls of mucus found in the inner corners of ones eyes, usually noticed when one first wakes up.

Lil Kurt likes to eat his eye boogers.

by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

spandex

Something that should not be worn by fat people or those who hate getting wedgies.

My next-door neighbor has a spandex bathrobe. What a dummy!

by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003

Philly cheese-steak

A delicious sandwich consisting of grilled steak, Mozzarella cheese, onions, and green peppers. Fattening but delicious, this meal is worth ruining a good diet.....

Shawn B. loves Philly cheese-steaks....... how in the dickens does she stay so skinny?

by RatchetBoo June 4, 2003

Mohawk Boy

Supreme Kai from DBZ. Shawn B. is in l-u-v love with him, and they're gonna have 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999000000000000000000000000000.5 kids together....I think

Mohawk Boy looks like a Nidoran-M that bleached its skin and learned how to stand up on his hind legs....

by RatchetBoo May 16, 2003

apple computer

A popular computer, up there with Microsoft and PC. Fun to kick down the stairs because of their crappiness (read: freezes up every 0.0000000005 seconds)

Hey guys! Let's go bowling with my new Apple computer!

by RatchetBoo July 6, 2003

Pidgeot

Bird Pokemon capable of flying at Mach 2 and eats Magikarp whole

I want a Pidgeot for Christmas

by RatchetBoo May 23, 2003