RatchetBoo's definitions

ankle-biting scum of the Earth

People that have nothing better to do than to annoy others by partaking in acts of grand stupidity. Should be exterminated as soon and as painfully as possible.

They gay fat boy in my third period class is a card-carrying member of the Grand Order of ankle-biting scum of the Earth.

by RatchetBoo May 5, 2003

whiney whiney feel sorry for me

Somebody who always complains about somthething stupid, then wants the people who hate him/her to shower them with affection every time they come around. Very much like a titty-baby.

Little Wussy-kins: whiney whiney feel sorry for me1 My anus hurts.
Me: Back off ya little runt and :D(_*_) on your way out!

by RatchetBoo May 5, 2003

:D (_*_)

A fast and easy way to tell someone you hate on the Internet to suck your anus.

littel fagg07-LOL OMG, u r gay d00d1
You- :D(_*_) Save some for your mom if she's not still with the family dog.
littel fagg07-*Cries*

by RatchetBoo May 6, 2003

:O====(_*_)

One who felches, or another way to describe said action.

l337DX-LOL, d00d u r teh lame
You- Shut up and go :O====(_*_) your boyfriend.
l337DX- *cries and runs to his boyfriend*

by RatchetBoo May 6, 2003

Violent Explosive Diarrhea

What you get when you eat a lot of things that don't mix very well. Named for how the turds come out of your butt and it takes forever to clean up.

After I ate five chili dogs, four bran muffins, six Sno Cones, half a plate of fried fish, a third of a gallon of ice cream, and some cotton candy, I had violent explosive diarrhea for three days.

by RatchetBoo May 8, 2003

every girl's best friend

1. A brain
2. Gay dudes (trust me, you'll find out why)
3. Diamonds
4. A Camaro, especially a black or royal blue one

Not every girl's best friend is a diamond. Some like flowers and ohters like fart jokes.

by RatchetBoo May 9, 2003

Wombat

An exceptionally fat and hairy soccer mom. More than likely to be found at some backwoods bar or the grocery store, cursing out the cashier because they don't have her brand of cigarettes. Most likely to be a wannabe patriot as well. Extremely adverse to showering and shaving off their gross body hair.

My cousin's ex-boyfrined's stepfather's gay frat buddy's wifes' hairdresser lives next door to a Wombat who doesn't like to bathe.

by RatchetBoo May 9, 2003