RatchetBoo's definitions

Badonkadonk

A fat, succulent behind that brings tears to one's eyes.

Lance Alvers

by RatchetBoo September 6, 2003

Baby

The result of unprotected sex: a little helpless thing that cries,poops,pees,sleeps, eats, etc.
Also, what J.M looks like

Ways NOT to have a baby:
Don't have sex at all (it works)
Use birth control

by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003

beaker squeaker

A lonely lame boy that tries to have sex with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.

Tim Gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadge when he's done. Maybe he is really gay...

by RatchetBoo April 15, 2003

Honoria

She is ran's ex-girlfriend in Zopilote Travels. She used to be a famous singer until her producers dropped her from her label. She blames ran for this because he caught her cheating on him and because she is nothing more than an immature prima donna who expects everyone to feel sorry for her. After helping Rommel (unsuccessfully)kidnap ran and blues, she winds up getting arrested and going insane.

Blues said that Honoria looked like Anna Nicole's Mini-Me when he saw her at the Sky City Lounge.

by RatchetBoo May 20, 2003

whiney whiney feel sorry for me

Somebody who always complains about somthething stupid, then wants the people who hate him/her to shower them with affection every time they come around. Very much like a titty-baby.

Little Wussy-kins: whiney whiney feel sorry for me1 My anus hurts.
Me: Back off ya little runt and :D(_*_) on your way out!

by RatchetBoo May 5, 2003

every girl's best friend

1. A brain
2. Gay dudes (trust me, you'll find out why)
3. Diamonds
4. A Camaro, especially a black or royal blue one

Not every girl's best friend is a diamond. Some like flowers and ohters like fart jokes.

by RatchetBoo May 9, 2003

friendless freak of nature

Some of the people on this site who write crappy definitions for words.

die is a friendless freak of nature

by RatchetBoo June 2, 2003