Dora: Hello! Mi llamo Dora!
Boots: Hola! Mi llamo Boots! And you are?
Shadow the Hedgehog: I'm about to break this freaking TV so I don't have to ever hear you again.
Boots: Hola! Mi llamo Boots! And you are?
Shadow the Hedgehog: I'm about to break this freaking TV so I don't have to ever hear you again.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 17, 2022
E-40 in the 1990s:
I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist
Pushin more weight than Atlas
Got a partner by the name of 2Pacalypse
The seven-oh-seven my roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace
I pull a forty out of my ballcap
And den I flush it down my esopha-garus
The group that I'm with The Click
Suga, D-Shot, Legit
Family orientated
Game Related, it's the sh-t
Killing motherf-ckers off crucial
Sittin em down neutral
Running through these lyrics as if I was fibered
Like Metamucil
E-40 after the 1990s:
Straight from da bay, posted in tha 'A'
'Bout to hit tha club; we been mobbin' all day
Drinkin' some rusty, dyin'-off Patron
VIP status, strapped wit' my chrome
Look around tha club, what do I see?
Everybody rockin' from side to side to tha beat
Snappin' they fingers, bouncin' to tha groove
All by they self; that's the new move
N-gga, where I'm from, we like to go dumb
I'm soakin' up tha game; I'm seein' how it's done
I ask shawty what they call it
She said tha Pool Palace
Straight from Bank head
I said you good at it
Do what cha do, you and ya crew
They even got playas and thugs doin' it too
The mo' that I drank, the more it's lookin' smooth
It's nothin' to a boss
I can do tha sh-t too
It's evolving, just backwards.
I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist
Pushin more weight than Atlas
Got a partner by the name of 2Pacalypse
The seven-oh-seven my roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace
I pull a forty out of my ballcap
And den I flush it down my esopha-garus
The group that I'm with The Click
Suga, D-Shot, Legit
Family orientated
Game Related, it's the sh-t
Killing motherf-ckers off crucial
Sittin em down neutral
Running through these lyrics as if I was fibered
Like Metamucil
E-40 after the 1990s:
Straight from da bay, posted in tha 'A'
'Bout to hit tha club; we been mobbin' all day
Drinkin' some rusty, dyin'-off Patron
VIP status, strapped wit' my chrome
Look around tha club, what do I see?
Everybody rockin' from side to side to tha beat
Snappin' they fingers, bouncin' to tha groove
All by they self; that's the new move
N-gga, where I'm from, we like to go dumb
I'm soakin' up tha game; I'm seein' how it's done
I ask shawty what they call it
She said tha Pool Palace
Straight from Bank head
I said you good at it
Do what cha do, you and ya crew
They even got playas and thugs doin' it too
The mo' that I drank, the more it's lookin' smooth
It's nothin' to a boss
I can do tha sh-t too
It's evolving, just backwards.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 07, 2022
SEGA's fans wanted a classic Sonic game, but SEGA didn't give a crap, and decided to take a Vanilla Ice and create Sonic Forces in 2017, another generic ass modern Sonic "game". Older games like Sonic Adventure 2 and Sonic 06 (hell yeah) were better than this...
by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 06, 2022
An idiot, usually a redneck Redditor and in their 40's who still lives in their parent's basement and will bring up politics in every subreddit that has nothing to do with politics, especially r/starterpacks. Also can be a 10 year old Fortnite kid who still posts those "BING BONG" or "WALL" memes on Reddit in 2022.
Johnny: We need to build a wall!
*Classmates don't laugh*
Johnny: Why is nobody laughing? Obama care?
Wilson: Because you still post those lame ass "memes" in 2022. Get out of here, you Trump supporter.
*Classmates don't laugh*
Johnny: Why is nobody laughing? Obama care?
Wilson: Because you still post those lame ass "memes" in 2022. Get out of here, you Trump supporter.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 06, 2022
Idiot: Hear that new Tom MacDonald song?
Joe: No, he sucks. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and J Cole are better.
Joe: No, he sucks. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and J Cole are better.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 02, 2022
On a quiz, students wrote answers.
Teacher: How do you play the cello kids?
Mario: With your hands!
Sonic: With your arms!
Lil Yachty: With my willy.
Teacher: Sorry Lil Yachty, but you're incorrect! You got a 15% on the quiz.
Teacher: How do you play the cello kids?
Mario: With your hands!
Sonic: With your arms!
Lil Yachty: With my willy.
Teacher: Sorry Lil Yachty, but you're incorrect! You got a 15% on the quiz.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 07, 2022
Probably the most annoying cartoon I've seen on Nickelodeon. People say it's the mascot of the network. Give me a break. There are so many better and funnier shows than SpongeBob on Nick. iCarly, Victorious, Jimmy Neutron, TMNT, Fairly Oddparents (the old one, the new one sucks), LazyTown, Invader Zim, etc. Furthermore, the characters act like idiots. You have:
1. SpongeBob, who's annoying as hell and childish, acts like a baby.
2. Patrick, a person with the IQ of a rock (no pun intended!)
3. Squidward, a sad goddamn outcast.
4. Mr. Krabs, a greedy sailor who would die if his money was taken away from him.
5. Sandy, a stupid "science" girl.
6. Plankton, a slightly interesting villain, but gets hated all the time by the "good guys".
7. Pearl, a whiny asshole.
8. Bubble Bass, a fat ass nerd who wants everything when we gets them.
9. Gary, a betrayer for letting a different snail into his house.
10. Mindy, an actual good character.
11. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two wannabe ass poser "superheroes" who could get killed by the Avengers, real heroes.
12. Squilliam, 3, but worse and more "nerdy".
And many more.
Killing Nickelodeon, along with Henry Danger.
By the way the picture on the bottom, and on the left, represents me whenever I hear that show nowadays.
1. SpongeBob, who's annoying as hell and childish, acts like a baby.
2. Patrick, a person with the IQ of a rock (no pun intended!)
3. Squidward, a sad goddamn outcast.
4. Mr. Krabs, a greedy sailor who would die if his money was taken away from him.
5. Sandy, a stupid "science" girl.
6. Plankton, a slightly interesting villain, but gets hated all the time by the "good guys".
7. Pearl, a whiny asshole.
8. Bubble Bass, a fat ass nerd who wants everything when we gets them.
9. Gary, a betrayer for letting a different snail into his house.
10. Mindy, an actual good character.
11. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two wannabe ass poser "superheroes" who could get killed by the Avengers, real heroes.
12. Squilliam, 3, but worse and more "nerdy".
And many more.
Killing Nickelodeon, along with Henry Danger.
By the way the picture on the bottom, and on the left, represents me whenever I hear that show nowadays.
Idiot: SpongeBob SquarePants is the best show ever. It's the funniest Nick show and is helpful!
Me: iCarly, Victorious? There are many better shows than your overrated ass baby show.
Me: iCarly, Victorious? There are many better shows than your overrated ass baby show.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 01, 2022