The only prerequisite for becoming a guard in the land of Skyrim. It doesn't matter on what your previous occupation was, if you took a arrow in the knee then you got the job.
The job requires you to guard the town and inform everyone you meet that you took a arrow in the knee.
"I use to be a (insert previous occupation here) like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."
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