Definitions by Raphael (The Disasterbater)

Bran Muffin Roulette 

Having anal sex with an elderly person

I sure hope I don't get shat on while playing bran muffin roulette with your grandma.

Bran Muffin Roulette by Raphael (The Disasterbater) December 27, 2008

Manchester 

To fall asleep while receiving oral sex
(This term was coined by a young man who, while incredibly drunk and on vacation, fell asleep while getting a blow job from a girl from Manchester, United Kingdom.)

Justin pulled a Manchester on Stacey. She had to perform a potato peeler to wake him up.

Manchester by Raphael (The Disasterbater) December 26, 2008