Random Hero's definitions

Bristol portions

A large slice of cake, pudding or sweet food.

"What size slice of cake would you like vicar?
Small, medium or Bristol portions"

"Blimey, did you see how much cake Rose had at the office party?"
"yeah, I know, talk about Bristol portions"

by Random Hero November 7, 2019

German Pretzel

The act of a male or female sitting down indian style while a male or female takes a heaping shit on their body.

Feona sat indian style while Sam shit all over her.

by Random Hero April 20, 2004

biznazzle

synonomous with bitch, beyotch, biatch, biznatch

fuck you biznazzle!

by random hero February 19, 2003

Karrde

An amusingly ginger person.

Usually seen in the vendors with the crew of 'fat' sixth formers.

Also seen mocking phil or poking sheldon regularly.

Genius at programing.

'Hey theres karrde....*FLUMP*....Oh he's gone'

by Random Hero February 6, 2004

love length

Slang word for a man's penis

He stuck his love length inside her hairy muff

by Random Hero March 2, 2005

flossin

1)straight up gangsta
2)straight pimpin
3)bling-blingin

that car is flossin dude!

by random hero February 19, 2003

slang

to have sex

Did you slang that girl last nite?

by Random Hero March 2, 2004