5 definitions by Rampage W.
A beer that is drank in order to punish a friend who has been a douche, that previously belonged to that friend.
by Rampage W. January 6, 2011
by Rampage W. September 14, 2010
(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.
"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."
by Rampage W. September 27, 2009
The art of fucking 6 guys at once with the following combination: Two dicks in the mouth, two dicks in the pussy, and two dicks in the ass.
by Rampage W. September 27, 2009
While in the bathtub, spa, or pool and getting oral sex, push your partner's head underwater and poke at their face with your penis.
"She was being a huge bitch and I was gonna dump her so when we got in her hot tub, I gave her the angry narwhal and left."
by Rampage W. September 27, 2009