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a wealthy, famous, or high-profile woman with no children
I'm only looking to date high risers, man. A big bank and no kids to slow us down.
They try to throw shade on her but Chelsea Handler says, Fuck yall, I'm living the high riser life.
It's like Oprah started a trend. Now, even young ones like Miley Cyrus and AOC are committed high risers
by RR Hood July 15, 2023
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a 17 or 18-year-old woman who has decided to be child-free and unmarried for life, focusing only on work.
People thought she was a lesbian but she's really just an early riser. I see her with different guys all the time.
Calling herself an early riser is complete BS. By the time she's 28, she'll be married with two kids.
Most of the girls in college are gonna be early risers and risers. They got brainwashed by feminists and leftist professors.
by RR Hood July 17, 2023
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All four of those women at that table are risers and they clerk at the law firm downtown.
Oprah Winfrey is probably the most famous riser in America.
Deciding to be a riser is a choice, just like a woman who decides to have kids.
by RR Hood July 15, 2023
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