1 definition by RMB III

. A lazy super hero who does not actually move off of it's Picnic Bench.

. This hero does not fight crime, lecture, act morally, or do much of anything for that matter.

. Is lazy

The only known Picnic Bench Super Hero is Roxanne.
"Would you get off of your ass, what're you, a Picnic Bench Super Hero or something?"
by RMB III October 2, 2006
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