Today Guy: Oh man, in the 70s/80s we had horrific mullet hairstyles... look at this photo. (rips it up)
Future Guy: Worse, past guy: In 2015/16 I had a chullet. Check out my grotesque, styled hairy ginger facial area in this image. Oh, if only I could rip this photo up... but it's all over Beardbook and Instagrowth FOREVER!