REED's definitions

polluted snowflake

a black person who is actually quite white and insists on calling his numerous caucasian friends "snowflakes"

1. ex- joe richardson

by reed January 6, 2005

Pingree

A sick ass private school in South Hamilton. Filled with preps and high standards...amazing athletic ability is required to attend.

Scot:Hey do you go to that awesome school pingree?
Reed: yeah I get laid everyday

by Reed December 24, 2004

Grotesque Impalement

Song by dying fetus. Quite humorous actaully considering the band has little talent outside of wicked guitar solos.

"I Am Lost, Far From The Cross You Stand Before, Filled With Lust, We Are All Filled With Lust, We Want This Whore, Impale Your Flesh, Draped In Darkness, Your Guts Explode And Life Has Ceased Behind Your Eyes, Impalement, And Before, Live No More, Live No More, Overcome By Fever, Malevolent Disgrace, Wretching With Repulsion, Bleeding From The Eyes, Fester With Redemption, Your Blood Begins To Clot, Clogging The Corpulses In Your Mind, Ignoring The Pretention, Wallow In The Rot, Seven Lives Have Come And Gone, The First And The Last, And What Are We Even Here For? Some Twisted, Mindless Game? Or Is God Just Playign Tricks Upon My Brain? The Birth Of Death Begins, And With Your Life It Ends, My World Emmersed In Hate, Destroy What I Creat, Deficate, Choke On My Shit, Urinate, Drown In My Piss, Godless, Hater Of The World, Your Mind Dwells On The Absurd, As I Contemplate Your Horrible Demise, Blood Streams Down Your Face, Drained, Drained Of Life" -Dying Fetus, Grotesque Impalement

by Reed May 5, 2006

sucka

one who sucks

"Dog pubes in yo mouf, sucka!"

by reed December 24, 2003

pizatch

1. A term for urinating.
2. A term for a man's penis.

1. Man, i gotta take a pizatch.
2. I'll shoot jizatch out ma pizatch forizatch.

by Reed April 23, 2004

dugout

Simple, small wooden box with a sliding or rotating lid that contains two chambers. the larger is for carrying marijuana, and the smaller for the cigarette sized pipe (often called a bat). possibly the most discrete, and least wasteful way to consume cannibis.

Hey man, you wanna roll a joint?

Nah, I'll just use my dugout.

by Reed May 5, 2006

fuckduck

a word i just now made up that sounds funny, basically use it as an insult some siynonyms for it are: asshole, fucker, shithead, dickhead, etc.

shut the fuck up you dumbass fuckduck.

by REED March 24, 2003