1 definition by REAL MADRID FC

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an argentinian motherfucking midget that sucks at the beautiful game of soccer. He can scratch Cristiano Ronaldo's balls. Amen.
Real Madrid fan- Cristiano Ronaldo is the best!!!
Barca fan- that guy is gay messi is better.
Real Madrid fan- Why doesn't messi tell that to his face? oh wait he's a fucking midget. he can't reach him. and Lionel Messi is gay with Ibrahimovic
by REAL MADRID FC April 27, 2011

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