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1 definition by R.H. Sweaters

 
1.
An extremely uncomfortable and untimely erection, usually occuring just before one is about to stand up. Makes abrupt trasitions from a seated position to walking almost impossible.
"I was already late to work but a rogue erection I experienced as I was pulling in the parking lot cost me my job."
by R.H. Sweaters November 14, 2009