A seemingly gay male that
slips under your radar
because you thought he "wasn't competition".
Origin: Discovery Channel
Two ways to mate with a real cuttlefish female.
Dominance: Be a dominate male, force
your way upon her, and fight all the other
Disguise: Some males change there body to look like a female, thus tricking
the dominant type into letting the cuttlefish secretly mate with the female.
You - "Man, It's weird that this gay guy loves to go shopping with my girlfriend. It kinda
freaks me out."
Friend - "Dude that guy is totally
a cuddlefish, he just broke up with his girlfriend last week."
You - "HOLY SHYT YOU'RE RIGHT, the mall isn't even open at 2 AM!!"
Friend - "I bet he is in cuddle position ready
You - "NOOOOO!!!"