Quido1's definitions

your gayness

A parody on the the phrase, your highness. Used in a friendly manner among gay friends.

Person 1: Dude, bring me back something to eat.

Person 2: Yea, sure, your gayness.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

smoke jumpr

When your apartment is on fire and you jump oud da window.

My boi, did you see dat smoke jumpr fly oud da window?

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

true blue screw

When you really, in your heart, have deep affectionate feelings for the person that you are having sex with.

Man, dude, it way so great; I just had my first true blue screw.

by Quido1 August 19, 2009

ass glance

When someone sexually attractive walks by you; you have noticed the front view, and found it interesting and then you turn your head slightly after passing by, to get a quick glance at their ass. Something that usually really pisses off your bf/gf, if with you.

Man, let's walk by that hawt chick, I have got to go for an ass glance.

by Quido1 July 27, 2010

Drill Baby Drill

Epitaph on the Tombstone of the Gulf of Mexico.

I can't chose between: Drill Baby Drill, or I Can See Russia, as the most quotable, quote.

by Quido1 June 17, 2010

hack a lugi

To cough up a glob of mucus, usually about as big as a gum wad; yellowish to green, then spit it out: totally disgusting.

Man, the next time my sister gives me shit, I am going to hack a lugi on her.

by Quido1 March 9, 2008

Tiger Woods

The most vicious firehydrant killer in the urban jungle.

We have to protect all those poor firehydrants from the likes of Escapading Tiger Woods.

by Quido1 December 4, 2009