Quido1's definitions

allergen statement

The allergy warning on the back on anything that really tastes good, but can kill you in minutes.

Allergen Statement: This product contains foods, that many contain other foods, that are processed in a facility that processes foods, that may contain milk, milk products, peanuts, nuts, tree products, plant products, or animals products, which many cause an allergic reaction, to this food, or any other food, that contains food when eaten properly or improperly; call 911 if eaten for food or if not conscious lie still, don't panic and wait until help arrives.

by Quido1 December 29, 2009

turning your turban

Term used in the Afgan War indicating that your are switching sides in fighting or loyalty, usually under the influence of monetary reward.

The US Government will pay you in 100 dollar bills, if you work for the Taliban and consider turning your turban.

by Quido1 December 1, 2009

Tiger Woods

The most vicious firehydrant killer in the urban jungle.

We have to protect all those poor firehydrants from the likes of Escapading Tiger Woods.

by Quido1 December 4, 2009

Drill Baby Drill

Epitaph on the Tombstone of the Gulf of Mexico.

I can't chose between: Drill Baby Drill, or I Can See Russia, as the most quotable, quote.

by Quido1 June 17, 2010

udopia

The fictional happy place, where dumbies live out their delusions of grandeur.

Man I would like to have some of that stuff that the Fed and Wall Street have been smokin', I'd like to be in Udopia, too.

by Quido1 July 13, 2010

outerfriend

The person who picks you for their coming out. Usually a previous best friend who now you have mixed feelings toward. Puts you in the awkward position of confidence/being silent or telling everyone else.

Damn, my best friend Dylan just outed to me that he is gay and that he loves me; ok, so now I am his outerfriend, and I am really pissed off.

by Quido1 July 24, 2010

ass glance

When someone sexually attractive walks by you; you have noticed the front view, and found it interesting and then you turn your head slightly after passing by, to get a quick glance at their ass. Something that usually really pisses off your bf/gf, if with you.

Man, let's walk by that hawt chick, I have got to go for an ass glance.

by Quido1 July 27, 2010