turning your turban

Term used in the Afgan War indicating that your are switching sides in fighting or loyalty, usually under the influence of monetary reward.

The US Government will pay you in 100 dollar bills, if you work for the Taliban and consider turning your turban.

by Quido1 December 01, 2009

Drill Baby Drill

Epitaph on the Tombstone of the Gulf of Mexico.

I can't chose between: Drill Baby Drill, or I Can See Russia, as the most quotable, quote.

by Quido1 June 17, 2010

pee on you, pee on me

Both guilty, or share equal blame or fault.

I thought that you were the one that was supposed to apoligize first, well I'm not going to go first; so, pee on you, pee on me.

by Quido1 December 29, 2009

zombie economy

Something that looks alive, but is really dead (smells like rotten fish) Something like Goldman Sachs putting a paper mache money transfusion into a corpse, we all walk around following each other for the last drop of blood, forever.

Yeah, got a job the other day: I was CEO at WaMu, but my 12 year old neighbor, outsourced me to mow lawns: zombie economy, you know.

by Quido1 April 16, 2010

identity crisis

1. A psychological condition in which one is attempting to unify a subjective sense of self.
2. A sexual orientation conflict within one's self that has not been resolved.
3. A stage of psycho-neurological development, as in adolescence, where hormonal imbalances influence sociological and sexual choices (phase).

I really don't know if Kodie is gay, metro sexual, or just going through an identity crisis.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

your gayness

A parody on the the phrase, your highness. Used in a friendly manner among gay friends.

Person 1: Dude, bring me back something to eat.

Person 2: Yea, sure, your gayness.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

Tiger Woods

The most vicious firehydrant killer in the urban jungle.

We have to protect all those poor firehydrants from the likes of Escapading Tiger Woods.

by Quido1 December 04, 2009