Quido1's definitions

ass glance

When someone sexually attractive walks by you; you have noticed the front view, and found it interesting and then you turn your head slightly after passing by, to get a quick glance at their ass. Something that usually really pisses off your bf/gf, if with you.

Man, let's walk by that hawt chick, I have got to go for an ass glance.

by Quido1 July 27, 2010

Drill Baby Drill

Epitaph on the Tombstone of the Gulf of Mexico.

I can't chose between: Drill Baby Drill, or I Can See Russia, as the most quotable, quote.

by Quido1 June 17, 2010

true blue screw

When you really, in your heart, have deep affectionate feelings for the person that you are having sex with.

Man, dude, it way so great; I just had my first true blue screw.

by Quido1 August 19, 2009

smoke jumpr

When your apartment is on fire and you jump oud da window.

My boi, did you see dat smoke jumpr fly oud da window?

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

economic Darwinism

The process of natural selection as applied to business models.

As we enter into recession, the principle of economic Darwinism will be more apparent.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

body surfer

A person who explores all body openings for sexual experiences.

Janelle says Bryan is the best body surfer she has ever been with.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

tween adult

Those persons between the age of 18 and 21. Legally, they don't exist, for they are neither a child, nor a fully matriculated adult. They can be drafted, they can go to jail as an adult, but they cannot check themselves into a hospital or drink alcohol.

Man, I hated being a tween and a teeny bopper, but now I am a tween adult and still can't do shit.

by Quido1 November 29, 2011