Definitions by Quido1

zombie economy 

Something that looks alive, but is really dead (smells like rotten fish) Something like Goldman Sachs putting a paper mache money transfusion into a corpse, we all walk around following each other for the last drop of blood, forever.

Yeah, got a job the other day: I was CEO at WaMu, but my 12 year old neighbor, outsourced me to mow lawns: zombie economy, you know.

zombie economy by Quido1 April 16, 2010

robotic telepresence 

Remote real time sensory co-presence between a human and a robotic machine capable of delivering multiple sensing input/output on a bi-directional wireless connection.

To save money and human life, NASA plans to explore the solar system by using drones or more specifically, robotic telepresence.

robotic telepresence by Quido1 February 16, 2010

pee on you, pee on me 

Both guilty, or share equal blame or fault.

I thought that you were the one that was supposed to apoligize first, well I'm not going to go first; so, pee on you, pee on me.

pee on you, pee on me by Quido1 December 29, 2009

allergen statement 

The allergy warning on the back on anything that really tastes good, but can kill you in minutes.

Allergen Statement: This product contains foods, that many contain other foods, that are processed in a facility that processes foods, that may contain milk, milk products, peanuts, nuts, tree products, plant products, or animals products, which many cause an allergic reaction, to this food, or any other food, that contains food when eaten properly or improperly; call 911 if eaten for food or if not conscious lie still, don't panic and wait until help arrives.

allergen statement by Quido1 December 29, 2009

Tiger Woods 

The most vicious firehydrant killer in the urban jungle.

We have to protect all those poor firehydrants from the likes of Escapading Tiger Woods.

Tiger Woods by Quido1 December 4, 2009

turning your turban 

Term used in the Afgan War indicating that your are switching sides in fighting or loyalty, usually under the influence of monetary reward.

The US Government will pay you in 100 dollar bills, if you work for the Taliban and consider turning your turban.

turning your turban by Quido1 December 1, 2009

true blue screw 

When you really, in your heart, have deep affectionate feelings for the person that you are having sex with.

Man, dude, it way so great; I just had my first true blue screw.

true blue screw by Quido1 August 19, 2009