Quido1's definitions

turning your turban

Term used in the Afgan War indicating that your are switching sides in fighting or loyalty, usually under the influence of monetary reward.

The US Government will pay you in 100 dollar bills, if you work for the Taliban and consider turning your turban.

by Quido1 December 1, 2009

economic Darwinism

The process of natural selection as applied to business models.

As we enter into recession, the principle of economic Darwinism will be more apparent.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

Rush-publican

Word coined in March, 2009 about who really is leading the conservative faction within the Republican party; that is, the NRC Chairperson, or Rush Limbaugh, ultra-right wing conservative talk show host.

Are you a Rush-publican or a Democrat?

by Quido1 March 3, 2009

allergen statement

The allergy warning on the back on anything that really tastes good, but can kill you in minutes.

Allergen Statement: This product contains foods, that many contain other foods, that are processed in a facility that processes foods, that may contain milk, milk products, peanuts, nuts, tree products, plant products, or animals products, which many cause an allergic reaction, to this food, or any other food, that contains food when eaten properly or improperly; call 911 if eaten for food or if not conscious lie still, don't panic and wait until help arrives.

by Quido1 December 29, 2009

hack a lugi

To cough up a glob of mucus, usually about as big as a gum wad; yellowish to green, then spit it out: totally disgusting.

Man, the next time my sister gives me shit, I am going to hack a lugi on her.

by Quido1 March 9, 2008

outerfriend

The person who picks you for their coming out. Usually a previous best friend who now you have mixed feelings toward. Puts you in the awkward position of confidence/being silent or telling everyone else.

Damn, my best friend Dylan just outed to me that he is gay and that he loves me; ok, so now I am his outerfriend, and I am really pissed off.

by Quido1 July 24, 2010

too gay

Something that is over the top in gayness.

My sister wanted my to watch Danny Noriega sing on You Tube, but it was just too gay for me.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008