Cheap nachos, created in the bag... at the convenience store.
Oh, you don't have the $2.99 for a box of Nachos down at the 11-7? (You're not a Republican; are you?) Well, you got a dollar? No problem, Ghetto Nachos then. The sign on the counter says free chili and cheese, although they failed to specify what this is (and more importantly isn't) for on the signs.
1 Convenience store
1 Small bag corn chips
Self service hot dog/nacho counter (with free chili, cheese and jalapenos)
Directions: Choose and pay for the $1 bag of corn chips. About face and proceed to the self-service counter where the free chili and cheese is. Open bag of chips. Squirt liquid cheese like substance in to bag. Squirt liquified chili like substance into the bag. Garnish with free jalapenos (Yep, toss 'em into the bag.) Exit store immediately. Enjoy!