1 definition by Queen Bitch of the Universe
I was born bad and got worse. The Old Queen passed away and I've been holding the successor's seat for a while now. Since no one has been able to make me move over, I think I'll keep the crown.
I am the last person you want to screw with because I will eat you alive and pick my teeth with your bones.
I am often imitated but never duplicated.
I am the ultimate bitch of all bitches.
I out rank all other bitches and have been known to bitch slap them until they come to their senses.
I can go from 0 to 100% pure Bitch quicker than you can blink.
I can make a sidewinder in the Mojave look cuddly and cute by comparison.
I'm so tenacious that I make a rabid pit bull look like a quitter.
Hell hath no fury to match mine....
I am the last person you want to screw with because I will eat you alive and pick my teeth with your bones.
I am often imitated but never duplicated.
I am the ultimate bitch of all bitches.
I out rank all other bitches and have been known to bitch slap them until they come to their senses.
I can go from 0 to 100% pure Bitch quicker than you can blink.
I can make a sidewinder in the Mojave look cuddly and cute by comparison.
I'm so tenacious that I make a rabid pit bull look like a quitter.
Hell hath no fury to match mine....
I didn't realize that RecentCoin was Queen Bitch of the Universe. She really does have the name tag. Maybe I shouldn't have pissed her off.
by Queen Bitch of the Universe June 13, 2007