44 definitions by Queen Of Urban Dictionary
Ivanka Trump is the second oldest child of Donald Trump. She may be romantically involved with her father. She often takes the place of Melania Trump in positions next to her father. Donald Trump said that he would date Ivanka if she were not his daughter.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Ivanka Trump?
Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!
Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022
Shane Dawson is a fucking pedophile and zoophile who should be locked up in the cellars of an insane asylum. He is mentally ill and should not be given a platform on the internet.
His natural enemy is the queen Trisha Paytas.
His natural enemy is the queen Trisha Paytas.
Person #1: Hey, do you know Shane Dawson?
Person #2: OML, that pedo? I'd never let my younger siblings or my dogs get near him!
Person #1: Same, I would never let my baby cousins or my pet rabbit get near him either!
Person #2: OML, that pedo? I'd never let my younger siblings or my dogs get near him!
Person #1: Same, I would never let my baby cousins or my pet rabbit get near him either!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022
Joe Biden is the 46th president of the United States. He is senile and is known to have an inability to make complete sentences. Joe is also known to be a pedophile and a creep, seeing the ways he touches women of all ages.
Hillary Clinton: My lord, Joe Biden is so weird. He put his arms around my waste the other day.
(Below is an accurate depiction of Joe Biden's reaction when he sees a 5 year old girl.)
(Below is an accurate depiction of Joe Biden's reaction when he sees a 5 year old girl.)
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022
Nicki Minaj, real name Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty, is the creator of the universe and the inventor of rap. She is a goddess and she is divine. No other rapper can compare to her raping skills, especially Cardi B.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
Nicki Minaj (Full name: Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty) is the creater of the universe and the inventor of rap. She is the queen of rap and without her our universe would decay at rapid speed.
Barb #1: OMG what are your thoughts on Nicki Minaj?
Barb #2: Nicki MInaj is da queen of rap!!! PERIOD!!!
Barb #1: Facts!
Barb #2: Nicki MInaj is da queen of rap!!! PERIOD!!!
Barb #1: Facts!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
MissKarenEnglishTeacher is one of ThatVeganTeacher's alter egos. She is a music making school teacher who teaches students how to speak English well. Her music is a bop.
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: What are you doing here???!!!
Students: Can. I. Go. To. The. Washroom. Please???????????
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: NO!!!
Students: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: I'm just kidding, you can go!
Students: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Everyone: LALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Students: Can. I. Go. To. The. Washroom. Please???????????
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: NO!!!
Students: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: I'm just kidding, you can go!
Students: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Everyone: LALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
Queen Cheryl is a crusty old hag on TikTok who is 61 years old and is trying to have a baby with a 24 year old man named Quran McCain. She says to be 61 but in reality she has probably been around since Harriet Tubman. She thinks that she is fertile despite being a living dust bag. She also considers surrogacy even though no woman in the right mind would give a child to her.
Queen Cheryl: I'm gonna have a baby with my hubby.
Someone who is not mentally insane: Woman stfu you are so infertile that you make the Sahara Desert look like the Amazon Rainforest go date somebody who is not 37 years younger than you, you creepy old hag.
Someone who is not mentally insane: Woman stfu you are so infertile that you make the Sahara Desert look like the Amazon Rainforest go date somebody who is not 37 years younger than you, you creepy old hag.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022