89 definitions by Queen Buttrix

birbsona

Like a fursona but for birbs

"My birbsona is a chocobo"
"Ew, you dork. Mine is a starling, a REAL birb."

by Queen Buttrix February 9, 2021

fake news

1. Real news that a government official is confident is unlikely to be proven any time soon.
2. Real news that a government official desperately needs to be untrue to save their face.

Dutch journalist: You said the Netherlands has no-go zones, where are they? This is the first we've heard of these over here.
US Ambassador to the Netherlands: That's fake news. I never said that.
Dutch journalist: OK well we have a clip, roll that footage.

(Clip shows the ambassador saying the Netherlands has no-go zones)

Dutch journalist: That's fake news, then?
US Ambassador: I never said it was fake news. That's fake news.

by Queen Buttrix December 23, 2017

red state

A blue state where enough of the population has been disenfranchised by the New Jim Crow as to hand power to a tyrannical oligarchy known as the Republican Party.

Don't let your state become a red state. Say no to Republicans at all levels of government.

by Queen Buttrix January 23, 2021

dude debate

A combat sport in which two privileged people take political issues that affect real people and turn them into weapons in a verbal sparring match, where the goal is to defeat one's opponent by browbeating them into committing a logical fallacy.

Could you assholes please quit playing dude debate over the bathroom issue when there are actual trans people here?

by Queen Buttrix September 5, 2016

strain out a camel

to take a massive shit.

I missed most of Passion of the Christ because I had to go strain out a camel.

by Queen Buttrix November 8, 2015

BadEmpanada

A white Australian who moved to Argentina to LARP as a "third-world socialist."

Unable to handle the fact that he moved from one white settler colony to another for social capital, BadEmpanada spends all day projecting his colonial guilt onto Israel

by Queen Buttrix December 3, 2021

tinfoil fedora

The headgear of choice for the modern Republican.

"Hugo Chavez used Antifa to steal all the ballots and replace them with ballots installing China as Emperor so the communist Satanist pedophiles would force us all to wear hijabs beginning as face masks after changing our sexes forcefully"
"Take off the tinfoil fedora"

by Queen Buttrix January 2, 2021