Sega Thumbs are human
thumbs that bend
backwards, under their own power, so far as to reach a Reverse Right-Angle. Almost all of our thumbs bend
forward 90 degrees. The Left or Right Reverse Right-Angle is a feat most often achieved
by Sega fans who were around when the games
we are playing on our cell phones
were the games that
were proudly displayed on our brand
new WOOD TVs!
Bonus1:Using 1 or more Sega Thumbs speeds
up Text Messaging.
Bonus2:Hitch-Hiking with Sega Thumb is a guaranteed ride.
Thumbs give great Massages.
"Honey, I'll give you head if you give me 20 minutes of your
Sega Thumbs? I have
a really sore back"
Answer-"Right after this game Babe E!"