1 definition by Pseudo affedrin

A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;

a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle
Hey do you want to play Jewish Jizz Turtle?
by Pseudo affedrin December 25, 2015
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