ProudShandonite's definitions

Shandon, CA

A small, ranch town in the fuck-all middle-of-nowhere California. You don't know where it is. And nothing every really goes down there. It's actually pointless to continue reading this. It was all summed up in the first sentence. Really, I lived there most of my life and can't think of a single interesting thing about it. It goes without saying, people from Shandon spend a lot of time on the internet.

"You are from where?"
"Shandon, CA."
"..."
"20 miles east of Paso Robles."
"Huh..."
"Feels bad man."

by ProudShandonite March 1, 2010