Definitions by Professor Pod

shirtless shit 

When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.

Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.

Matt: Whys that dude?

Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.

shirtless shit by Professor Pod July 9, 2011

ghost text

When it feels like your phone is vibrating in your pocket as if you are receiving a text or call, but in reality nothing ever happened and it was merely your mind tricking you because it is so used to your pocket vibrating all the time.

Nick: Yo dude hang on I gotta answer this text! (picks up phone and checks it)

Tom: Who's it from?

Nick: No one dude, it was just a ghost text.

ghost text by Professor Pod April 26, 2011