Professor Plum's definitions

thats what she said

A juvenille yet amusing response to a sexually suggestive statement.

(teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit.
(students): Thats what she said!

by Professor Plum April 18, 2006

surface energy

sharing just what’s on the outside and not giving details that are personal

I never know what Jane Doe is doing with her life, she always just gives off surface energy.

by Professor Plum July 12, 2021

umm stiss

What's this?

"Fred drunkenly pulled down the transsexual's skirt, mumbling, 'umm stiss?'"

by Professor Plum July 8, 2003