Professor G's definitions

box-lunch

Cunnilingus as a nutritious meal in itself.

"She opened up her Box-lunch and I got right down on it and chowed down til my face was soakin' wet; then I squirted an extra-generous load of hot fuck-gravy on top of her quivering left-overs for the next nutritious hungry-man dinner soon-to-be-eaten out of the same gooey box of fuck-snot! Anybody hungry?"

by Professor G February 21, 2009

Stop-'n'-Blow

Any convenience store or fast-food emporium known to harbor cum-guzzling titwhores, at which one can be picked up or just utilized in the bathroom for face-fucking oral spunk-injection purposes only.

"On our way out of town, we pulled into a Stop-'n'-Blow for a burger, and some babe jacked me down her gullet in the shithole stall for a chicken sandwhich while my buddy took a dump in the urinal."

by Professor G December 9, 2008