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Generic term used primarily only amongst males, in reference to any generic female, regardless of her sexual orientation, but most specifically in reference to well-endowed specimens sporting blouses full of bra-filled funbags. NOT synonymous with "skank" or "whore".
"Hey, you guys, let's go check out the beach/club/mall/etc. for some prime tit-whores, for I have a hankerin' to be sucking on some boobalicious titty-meat tonight, y'all!"
"Woah! How much is THAT tit-whore in the window, fellas?!"
"Woah! How much is THAT tit-whore in the window, fellas?!"
by Professor G February 21, 2009
Get the tit-whore mug.Verb: to turd-decorate a wall, facility, business, or residence, whether interior, exterior, or both, with turds, especially if done with turds fired from a true turd cannon constructed of a hollow tube of 6 or more soda cans gray-taped together, then packed full of feces & propelled forth by a gas-powered liter fluid ignition lit through a touch0holr in yhe last can.
Noun: The above-referenced device that actually hurls the turds at high speed upon ignition of the liter-fluid propellant.
Noun: The above-referenced device that actually hurls the turds at high speed upon ignition of the liter-fluid propellant.
"We turdcannoned shit all up on the inside of the skylights at the mall, and the sun dried it hard as cement!"
"Wait'll you see what my new 8-can turdcannon can do. It'll blow a load of turds 50 feet at high speed!"
"Wait'll you see what my new 8-can turdcannon can do. It'll blow a load of turds 50 feet at high speed!"
by Professor G August 5, 2008
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