2 definitions by Professor Boner
During a rim job, if a man has explosive diarrhea in the woman's mouth, he must promptly turn around, ejaculate into the mouth of the woman, and exclaim "SALTY POOPTATOES!" for all his neighbors to hear.
James said "Yo man, I gave this bitch the salty pooptatoes the other night. Shit was so cash."
Chris replied "Get the fuck off of my dog and get out of my house you motherfucking ginger bastard!"
Chris replied "Get the fuck off of my dog and get out of my house you motherfucking ginger bastard!"
by Professor Boner November 3, 2011
When a man falls off, or is pushed off, of his bed whilst having morning wood, and lands on his boner thereby dislocating it.
Chris said "Dude I gave James the Boner Breaker 9000 yesterday. He went to the hospital LOL"
Connor said "You say lol one more time and i'll replace your eyeballs with your testicles!"
Connor said "You say lol one more time and i'll replace your eyeballs with your testicles!"
by Professor Boner November 3, 2011