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1.
A common garden faeces, but one which is worthy of announcement upon return to the living quarters.
Brian returned from the water closet with a big grin on his face. Jenny could tell, from this look of unadulterated delight, that Brian had squeezed out a particularly pleasing kramer.
by Probing Tongue May 24, 2012