Pro Nagger's definitions

nagging wife

The thing your cute, sweet, innocent girlfriend turns into after marriage. This is only after 354 nights waiting up alone wondering when you'll be home, 10967 dirty dishes washed, 4 anniversaries forgotten, and 7358 'accidental' glances/stares at other women.

Husband: Why do you have to be such a nagging wife?
Wife: Why can't you take the hint?!

by Pro Nagger May 21, 2007