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Coronacops are the self-appointed neighborhood watchdogs who ensure their neighbors and fellow citizens are not violating the ever changing rules of coronacaptivity. They will dime you out in a second if you're maskless and/or only 5'11" from another human in public. See also, Karenazi and Kevinazi.
Mayor de Blassio opened up hotline for coronacops to report people for violating the rules of coronacaptivity. It was supposed to be just a tip line; the line was flooded with dick pics. The citizens utilized the 'members' of society to rise up against him.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
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The tyrannical measures ordered by governments to quarantine healthy citizens
When will this 2020 quarantyranny end?
by Princess MoMo April 27, 2020
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The Confucius of cock-related matters
Friend: He who hesitates, masturbates

Me: Good one, Cockfucius
by Princess MoMo June 14, 2020
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The condition of being imprisoned or confined during a dystopian time period that commenced in 2020, by various governmental bodies activating tyrant-mode and ordering otherwise law abiding citizens to remain in their homes unless these governmental bodies deemed them essential or they were going to conduct essential activities such as grocery shopping or picking up medication.
When the fuck is this coronacaptivity going to end?
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
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A treatise setting forth rules for sexual pleasure, love, and marriage in accordance with coronavirus law. The new sexual normal whereby lovers are advised to avoid droplet exchange from the mouth or nose during sexual encounters.
Hookup culture will have to implement coronasutra.
by Princess MoMo May 27, 2020
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Solving everyday complex problems with basic materials such as duct tape, staples, and the like.
My skirt ripped at work. I hood MacGyvered it by stapling the tear.

My neighbors hood MacGyvered a tree in their yard after the storm. They duct taped it back together. That wasn't the best of hood MacGyvering, though, because it didn't last a week!
by Princess MoMo August 16, 2014
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The preferred drink of hypocrites
Remember when they mocked and shamed people for the same thing they're now doing? They're sippin' hard on the hypocritorade.
by Princess MoMo June 6, 2020
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