when a man wants time
in the company of only himself or other members of the male species.
Key man time activities
console playing, beer drinking, eyebrow plucking, chest waxing, porn watching, todger inspection, mirror posing, sport watching, pube counting, pile poking and many more.
can also be used as a cover story for general sleazebag
behaviour and cheating.
Here's my credit card, why don't you go and buy yourself something nice
whilst I get a bit of man time in.
Hey won't your girlfriend wonder where you are? no, she thinks
I'm having man time, she won't suspect a thing!