President Handell's definitions

Chrismukkwanzaadan

Also Chrismukkahkwanzaamadan. The name for the season that often encompasses four holidays: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and Ramadan.

In order to be politically correct, the city council of Berkely, CA, ordered decorations for four different holidays as part of its Chrismukkwanzaadan celebration.

by President Handell January 13, 2005

canoodle

Any or all of the following acts: hugging; holding hands; touching, caressing, massaging, kissing, or licking nonreproductive body parts (neck, stomach, back, lips, etc.)

Approximate synonym of "cuddle"

"I so saw Ashley and Josh canoodling in the park yesterday!"

"Yeah, did you see her hand on his stomach!?"

by President Handell June 14, 2005