Genitourinary Medicine (GUM) Clinic
The place you visit when you realise you should have worn a condom
, or just realised that dogs are for life not for fucking.
Also a good place to gather contestants for the Jeremy Kyle
Bill Cosby: Hey Leonard, you should get down the GUM Clinic
Leonard Nimoy: Hey fuck you Bill, why should i do that?
Bill Cosby: Last night when you were pissed
you fucked Shatner bareback
Leonard Nimoy: Oh ffs, again?