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2 definitions by Pornomitch

 
1.
The country I was born and raised in. (lucky me...) Very small in size (about the size of Indiana or Illinois) but big in culture and history. Very clean country. Not very violent. - Anymore... After shit like the 30 year war and WW1 abd 2 we kinda got the picture that war sucks ass. Not because we lost the world wars but because wars suck in general. Our country is in great shape now, but if I think about all the good men and women we lost between 39-45 it makes me sick. There werent too many german men left after the war but somehow I guess we managed to come around. The mentality of the german people in general has changed alot since those days. We are still all PROUD to be german, but if youre too proud people will think of you as a nazi. So people keep stuff like patriotism to them selves for the most part. Im almost thirty, and all my life Ive only seen the german flag fly in masses was back in 06 for the world championship... (soccer that is...) And take my word for it: all germans of age where wonderin if this is what it felt like back in the days... We kinda feel bad for the 20million russians we killed and the "subhumans" in the camps and all that. I know I didnt do it, but I know everybody fucks up sometimes. And when we do something,- we do it "anständig". (anständig = to do something 100%)
Dude1: Germany had europe on lock...
Dude2: Yeah man, I heard. Thats like if Indiana would conquer all of the states...
Dude1: Shit,... un-fuckin-believable....
by Pornomitch October 16, 2009
 
2.
is a way of givin props in german... only the coolest of dudes will be reffered to as a geiler Mäc... geil as in horny or cool and Mäc as in a Scotsman... For real, whats cooler than a horny massmurderin barbarian in a kilt?! Nothin...
Alter, der Pornomitch is ja ein geiler Mäc... - Kennst sein Vater? das war der geilste aller Mäcs...
by Pornomitch October 10, 2009