21 definitions by PonianYoutube
A little green midget. He loves to run over kids in his 2001 Honda Civic. He also loves doing obscene amounts of ketamine and using racial slurs towards Minorities. He was arrested in 2019 for performing a mass shooting at the Los Angeles convention center. In prison, Yoda gravely injured his penis with a rock in an attempt to get himself off. Recently though, he has become the senator of Iowa. He said that "eliminate all undesirables, I will".
Person one: have you heard what senator Yoda did the other day?
Person two: yeah, those Furries didn't stand a chance.
Person two: yeah, those Furries didn't stand a chance.
by PonianYoutube June 22, 2022
Windu: the senate will decide your fate
Palpatine: I am the senate
Windu: Not. Yet
Palpatine: it’s treason, then *AAAAAAAUGH*
Palpatine: I am the senate
Windu: Not. Yet
Palpatine: it’s treason, then *AAAAAAAUGH*
by PonianYoutube September 27, 2021
The capital of both the Eastern Roman(Byzantine) and Ottoman Empire, though the Ottomans called it “ Konstantiniyye”
Was once Byzantium, and the capital of the Roman Empire
Changed to Istanbul by the Republic of Turkey in 1931.
Commonly called “the city”
Was once Byzantium, and the capital of the Roman Empire
Changed to Istanbul by the Republic of Turkey in 1931.
Commonly called “the city”
Tmbg: Istanbul was Constantinople, now it’s Istanbul not Constantinople, been a long time in Constantinople, why did Constantinople get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks!
by PonianYoutube September 20, 2021
A country existing from 1871 to 1918
The German Empire is also known as the 2nd Reich.
The German Empire fight on the side of the Central Powers during the First World War
The German Empire is also known as the 2nd Reich.
The German Empire fight on the side of the Central Powers during the First World War
Person 1: Have you heard of the German Empire?
Person 2: Yes. I am studying it right now
Person 1: OK
Person 2: Yes. I am studying it right now
Person 1: OK
by PonianYoutube July 21, 2020
A God awful TikTok trend in which degenerates steal toilets, sinks and other crap from public places to get clout. This thing has caused thousands of dollars in property damage and the idiots doing it are too stupid to not show their face while doing such.
I can’t even take a shit at school anymore because of this. What is wrong with people?
I can’t even take a shit at school anymore because of this. What is wrong with people?
Someone: I just had a devious lick
Me: how about I “hit” your face against the MOTHERFUCKING SIDEWALK!?
Me: how about I “hit” your face against the MOTHERFUCKING SIDEWALK!?
by PonianYoutube September 24, 2021
Song by Tennessee Ernie Ford. This song is commonly associated with William T Sherman memes
Lyrics:
Away down South in the land of traitors,
Rattlesnakes and alligators,
Right away! Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
Where cotton's king and men are chattles,
Union boys will win the battles, right away!
Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
We'll all go down to Dixie, away! Away!
Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
Away! Away! We'll all go down to Dixie!
Away! Away! We'll all go down to Dixie!
I wish I was in Baltimore,
I'd make secession traitors roar right away!
Come away! Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
We'll put the traitors all to route,
I'll bet my boots we'll whip 'em out,
Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
We'll all go down to Dixie, away! Away!
Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
Away! Away! We'll all go down to Dixie!
Away! Away!We'll all go down to Dixie!
O may our Stars and Stripes still wave forever roar the
Free and brave! Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
And let our motto forever be for Union and for
Liberty, right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
We'll all go down to Dixie, away! Away!
Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
Away, away, !
We'll all go down to Dixie! Away, away, we'll all go down… to Dixie!
Lyrics:
Away down South in the land of traitors,
Rattlesnakes and alligators,
Right away! Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
Where cotton's king and men are chattles,
Union boys will win the battles, right away!
Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
We'll all go down to Dixie, away! Away!
Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
Away! Away! We'll all go down to Dixie!
Away! Away! We'll all go down to Dixie!
I wish I was in Baltimore,
I'd make secession traitors roar right away!
Come away! Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
We'll put the traitors all to route,
I'll bet my boots we'll whip 'em out,
Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
We'll all go down to Dixie, away! Away!
Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
Away! Away! We'll all go down to Dixie!
Away! Away!We'll all go down to Dixie!
O may our Stars and Stripes still wave forever roar the
Free and brave! Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
And let our motto forever be for Union and for
Liberty, right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
We'll all go down to Dixie, away! Away!
Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
Away, away, !
We'll all go down to Dixie! Away, away, we'll all go down… to Dixie!
Person a: heritage, not hate! The South will rise aga-
Person b, with a huge ass boombox: *Blasts union Dixie*
Person a: *disintegrates*
Person b, with a huge ass boombox: *Blasts union Dixie*
Person a: *disintegrates*
by PonianYoutube September 19, 2021
Prequel memer 1:Man I sure do love space Jesus
Prequel memer 2: Are you talking about Kenobi?
Prequel memer 1: obviously
Prequel memer 2: Are you talking about Kenobi?
Prequel memer 1: obviously
by PonianYoutube July 20, 2020