30 definitions by Pompatus of Love

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Pulling my Pud

To jerk off.

She wouldn't help, so I went home pulling my Pud as I wept.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Matching curtains and carpet

When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.

Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Slip "n" Slide

Fucking a hot, wet pussy too big for your dick.

Man, I had me a slip "n" slide last night. I shoulda tried using my foot!

by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016

Caught a wave

Finally getting the go-ahead to have sex. As in surfing, it usually takes repeated attempts.

Having waited a month and spent all my money, I finally caught a wave.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Bareback Rider

A guy who refuses to wear a condom.

Man, I told that bitch, "I don't wear no glove; never worn a party hat. I'm a bareback rider from way back...always will be"!!!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Countdown

The last 10 seconds before liftoff i.e., bustin' a nut.

I had been pumping so long and so hard, she knew the countdown had begun.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016