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2 definitions by Politically Incorrect Schmuck

An admonition given to an individual who engages in socially unacceptable behavior, especially at the expense of another.
"I told Jimmy that if he didn't apologize to that nun for asking if it was her breath or her pussy that smelled terrible, he would be smoking a turd in purgatory."
The soft, slightly cheesy material found underneath the foreskin of the penis; smegma
"Pass me a Q-tip so I can clean out the gentleman's relish from beneath my foreskin...."