3 definitions by Platinum Pimp

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a term used for a somewhat excited penis that is between the two stages of limp and boner, most guys will work their penis up to the jelly-wood stage before they whip it out to impress innocent bystanders
"Dude, What the fuck? What's your hand doin' in your pants?"
"Chill out man, I'm just tryin' to get a jelly-wood so I can flop my dick out."
by Platinum Pimp March 07, 2006

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A whore that is so slutty and used up, she has past the term skeezer long ago. This woman gets pumped by practically every guy she comes in contact with. She really enjoys getting hit with a shot skeet in her face, then the guy will yell "SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA." Often times, she is infected with so many STD's they can jump from her onto innocent bystanders without any sexual contact. The more "blahs" you put on the end of skeezer, the sluttier the girl actually is. For example, "skeezer blah blah"=slut, "skeezer blah blah blah blah blah"=stripper status slut. Skeezer blah blah's make up about 19% of all high school females.
Man that skeezer blah blah can't get enough dick. Look! Now she's hittin' on Father Muerfeld...and Sister Helena! What a skeezer blah blah blah blah!
by Platinum Pimp January 20, 2006

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a birth control pill taken by a sensible skeezer blah blah who does not want to repopulate the world with bastard children; without skeezer skittles 40% of the United States population would live off of welfare alone
Damn! that bitch finished off another whole bottle of skeezer skittles?
Ya, she doesn't want to get impregnated by another one of the special ed kids!
by Platinum Pimp February 23, 2006

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