The ugly cry is the kind of thing actors and actresses train for years to defeat. It involves your eyes getting puffy, red and bloodshot, your nose running off your face, your skin getting blotchy and red, and your facial features bunching up rather unattractively.
Girl 1: Oh God, who died?
Girl 2: What do you mean?
Girl 1: I just saw Evelyn in the bathroom, doing the ugly cry in the corner. I just figured...